February 11, 2008
No shirt, no shoes, no dice.
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl: "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots: "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be: "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move: "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
